Lyrics: Captain Bones
Row, Dogs, Row
Bones
Bones: Row, dogs
row to the shore Row until you’re weak and sore. Row, dogs row no yips nor
barks. Row or I’ll throw ye to the sharks. Row! Row! Row! Row! Row!
How Do You Do, I’m Captain Bones (Part
1)
Bones, Stinky, Pinky,
Blinky, Slinky, Scallywag Pirates
Bones: How do you
do? I’m Captain Bones.
Stinky: He’s the
dirtiest
Pinky: scurviest
Blinky: most
evil-eyed
Slinky: nefarious
Stinky, Pinky,
Blinky, Slinky: rottenest rat on the sea
Bones: and I’ll
send you to the locker of Davy Jones if ye ever so much as cross your eyes at me,
Stinky, Pinky,
Blinky, Slinky: He’ll send you to the locker of Davy Jones and we reck-on
ye all know where that be!
How Do You Do, I’m Captain Bones (Part 2)
Bones, Stinky, Pinky,
Blinky, Slinky, Annie, Jack, Scallywag Pirates
Bones: I’ve
sailed these seven seas since I was a tiny lad ev’rything I ever got I got by
being bad, and I ain’t about to change me ways nor chart a diff’rent course.
I’ll rob and steal and plunder til I’m buried six feet under or sleep-in’ at
the bottom of the sea.
Pirates: He’s down
right legendary for bein’ mean and scary.
Bones: Aye, me
boys, but that’s just me. So what is my name?
Jack/Annie: You’re
Captain Bones.
Bones: That’s
right I’m the Yes! Yes! Mmmm hmmm
Annie: Dirtiest!
Jack: Scurviest!
Annie: Most
Evil-eyed!
Jack: Nefarious!
Bones: Rottenest
rat on the sea. And I’ll send you to the locker of Davy Jones.
Pirates:
Rottenest rat on the sea. And I reckon ye know, Yes I reckon ye know,
Bones: Oh, I
reckon ye know just where that be!
Pirates: He’ll
send you to the locker of Davy Jones and we reckon ye know just where that be.
Bones:
AARRRGGGHHH!
Bones, Bones, Bones
Bones, First Mate,
Bilgerats, Billy, Molly, Nathaniel, Wilhelmina, Peter
Bones: Bones!
Bones!
First Mate: Bones!
Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, the captain he And this is how we
pirates play. We climb the mast and shout “Hey, hey!” Dance a horn pipe through
the day. Give the bell a mighty ring but most of all we love to sing, Bones,
Bones, the captain he And this is how we pirates play Bones, Bones, Bones,
Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones
Pirates: Bones!
Bones! Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones Left us here alone at sea.
When the captain is away, away. “Hey, hey!” through
the day.
Give the bell a mighty ring but most of all we love to sing,
Bones, Bones,
Left us here alone at sea When
the captain is away away.
Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones
Bones: ARGH!
AARRGGHH! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Every Pirate Needs a Parrot
Bones, First Mate,
Scallywag Pirates, Billy, Molly, Nathaniel, Wilhelmina, Peter & Jonah
Blinky: Ev’ry
pirate needs a parrot
Pinky: A canary
just won’t do
Stinky: nor a
pink flamingo neither
Slinky: Nor a
purple cockatoo.
Blinky, Pinky,
Stinky, Slinky: A penguin on his shoulder just wouldn’t be correct no, a
pirate needs a parrot to maintain his self respect.
All: Arrgh!
Billy: Oh a
parrot’s a companion
Nathaniel/Peter:
And a confidante no doubt
Molly/Wilhelmina:
Cheering proudly in a fight no matter how the fight comes out.
Wilhelmina/Peter:
If your sea legs start to wobble and you’re barfin’ off the bow.
All: Ev’ry pirate
needs a parrot to love him/her anyhow.
Jonah: Captain
Bones just can’t bear it He really, really, really, wants a parrot.
Pinky/Stinky: It
ain’t right and it ain’t fair.
Billy/Nathaniel:
It takes a gentleman to merit the affections of a parrot
Jonah: He’d take
yours
Slinky: He
wouldn’t dare it
All: No he
wouldn’t, not my parrot No by golly not my polly Ev’ry pirate needs a bird to
help him navigate the wakes.
Pinky/Blinky: To
repeat what bears repeatin’ so’s ya learn from your mistakes.
Billy/Molly: Oh a
parrot is a partner on this journey cross the brine.
All: Yes, a
priate needs a parrot to keep himself in line.
Nathaniel/Scallywags:
A pirate needs a parrot.
Wilhelmina/Scallywags:
A pirate needs a parrot.
All: Ev’ry self
respecting pirate needs a parrot.
Blinky/Scallywags:
So in case you hadn’t heard.
Stinky/Scallywags:
a pirate needs a bird.
All: Ev’ry self
respecting pirate needs a parrot.
Jonah: A parrot
for the captain would be fine.
All: What?
Jonah:Ev’ry pirate
needs a parrot
All: well he
can’t have mine!
Gold (Part 1)
Bones, Stinky, Pinky,
Slinky, Stinky, Blinky, Molly, Nathaniel, Wilhelmina, Billy, Bilgerat Pirates
Bones: Oh, a
pirate loves his treasure the way a sailor loves the sea.
Bones & Stinky: the
way a tailor loves to measure
Bones, Stinky &
Pinky: the way the gentry love their tea
Bones, Stinky, Pinky
& Blinky: and though a pirate’s heart be greedy and his soul black with
disease. There’s a lovely hue brings a pirate to his knees. AYE! Give us your
gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! Glorious and cold, filling up the hold, bars,
coins, bagged or rolled. Oh, a pirate loves his gold, gold, gold!
Bones: Row, dogs
row ‘til you’re sore. Take our pris’ners to the shore. Row, dogs, row don’t
drop the oar. Row until you can’t row no more. Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
Gold (Part 2)
Bones, Stinky, Pinky,
Slinky, Stinky, Blinky, Molly, Nathaniel, Wilhelmina, Billy, Bilgerat Pirates
Bones & Pirates: Yes,
a pirates loves his treasure they way the ship’s cat loves its milk, the way a
loafer loves his leisure, the way a silkworm loves its silk. And yes a pirate’s
creed is simple, just give mine and yours as well, but what we really crave
more than wind or wave the only word we all can spell; G –O –L – D! Give us
your gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! Glorious and cold, heaven to behold.
Nuggets, doubloons truth be told. Oh, a pirate loves his gold, gold, gold! A
pirate loves his gold! G –O –L – D! Gold!
Bows
All Cast Members
Teeki: Everybody!
ALL: Come let’s
dance ev’rybody sing
Teeki: Help us
sing
ALL: why not
rejoice in ev’ry little thing.
Teeki: We’re
rejoicing!
ALL: We got sun,
we got the sky so lift your voice up high.
Teeki: Lift them
high
ALL: Come let’s
dance ev’rybody sing why not rejoice in ev’ry little thing. We got sky we got
the sun so have fun on our tropical island!